Grammy Rules

Mother to Kathryn (Daring Young Mom), Heather (One Woman's World) and 3 kick-butt non-blogging kids, whose real identites are top-secret. Also Grammy to Laylee, The Bean, and Magoo. Most especially, wife to Papa.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Frankly, my Dear, I don't care for SPAM:

This occurred to me when I got up this morning and checked my e-mail box. There was 1 actual note from a friend along with a couple of on-line catalogues, offers for Canadian Drugs, coupons, great give-aways, dating services, pharmaceutical solutions to problems I don’t have, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera……

And I thought, “Frankly, my Dear, I don’t care for SPAM.”

It’s amazing to me how often a line from a movie (or a variation of one) will spring to mind in day to day situations. Maybe this is because we send way too much of our time watching films. Goodness knows we love them.

Our teenagers were especially good at this. Not only did they watch more movies than you can really believe, but they had an amazing ability to remember what they’d seen and to play it back - verbatim. {One summer Manchild memorized “The Princess Bride” from beginning to end – including all of the sound effects. I am still amazed by that!}

Sometimes I thought our entire dinner conversation was made up of a string of quotes from favorite shows. Here are a few that spring to mind.

“We’ll see. We’ll try it and we’ll see.” --- Joe vs. the Volcano


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“Get it? Got it. Good.” --- The Court Jester

“Will she like us? Of course she will like us. We are nice.” --- Sarah Plain & Tall

“Whadda ya mean? Spots?” --- Support Your Local Sherriff

“That’s the most tragical thing that’s ever happened.” --- Anne of Green Gables


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“Because of our traditions, every one of us knows who he is and what God expects him to do.” --- Fiddler on the Roof

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
--- the Princess Bride

“I just had the most scathingly brilliant idea.” --- The Trouble With Angels

“These mashed potatoes are soooo creamy.” --- While You Were Sleeping

“Yeah, Dad!” --- Robin Hood (Disney)

“Something vexes thee?” --- Robin Hood Prince of Theives

“Tomorrow is another day.” --- Gone With the Wind

“There’s a big difference between dead and mostly dead.” --- The Princess Bride

“Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.” --- Finding Nemo

“And I can’t stand him.” (in a whiny nasal voice) --- Singing in the Rain

“THAT’s a chick movie.” (said in a disgusted man voice) --- Sleepless in Seattle

“Remember when……… That was AWESOME!” --- Tommy Boy

“In a minute. In a minute.” (bit of a sing song tone) --- Cinderella (Disney)

“There’s no place like home.” --- The Wizard of Oz

“The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.” --- The Court Jester

“I’m not crazy. I’ve just been in a very bad mood for forty years.”
--- Steel Magnolias


I’m sure you’ve got plenty of your own. Let’s hear your favorites. I’ll bet they bring back some memories for us all.

22 Comments:

Blogger Margaret said...

OK, so your family watched the SAME movies that mine did! NO WONDER Heather and I get along so well!!

We did Princess Bride, as Adam prompted me to alude to in a comment on Papa's blog - "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

The potatoes one from While you were sleeping - when my parents use that line it KILLS me!

My cousins always make me to one segment from the Princess Bride - where she pushes the man in black down the hill and then realizes it was - gasp! - Wesley! My freshmen roommies and I would do the whole sequence, include her noises of pain as she's bouncing down the hill.

And these same cousins have ENTIRE CONVERSATIONS in which NOTHING they say is original. It's HYSTERICAL.

And Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables with the cute Canadian accent - "I'm sooooorry, Anne." And Anne herself - "pitching?! and mooning?!" Gotta love it!

7:29 PM  
Blogger Nantie Meg said...

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing much to call my own. Just a Dance Belt and a tube of Chapstick. - Waiting for Guffman

Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers! - UHF

I know there are a bunch more, but I just can't think of them right now.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Papa said...

"Otee wanna hatta kahmee kahnu" - The Skin Game

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You mocked me once, never do it again!"

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife."

"As Yooooou Wiiiiish."

I love you, Mom. That's from a movie, I'm sure, but also from just me!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Bright One said...

First let me tell you I love your ideas about FHE (posted to my blog)! I keep worrying about what I'll do when "the teenager" leaves the nest and it's just us two old birds! I had to laugh at Family Home Eviling too!....our middle daughter used to call it Family Home Eating! (See I told you we had a main focus!)

Now here are some of our favorites:

"Those aren't PILLOWS!!!" Planes, Trains and Automobiles
....Cleanfilms

"As Yoooouuuu Wiiiiissshhhhh! Princess Bride

"Prepare to Die" Princess Bride

"That's what I said. I said Booty-traps."—Data in Goonies

"Party On, Dude" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" Ghostbusters

As well as many of the same one's you had .... great minds think alike!

6:16 AM  
Blogger sweet mama entropy said...

"What care I for colds when there is such a man?!
"You will care very much when your nose swells up.
"You are right! Help me, Eleanor."
Sense and Sensibility

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Every Star Wars episod

"Honey, where is my super suit?
"I, uh, put it away.
"Where?!
"Why do you need to know?"
"I need it.
"Uh-uh. Don't you even think about running off and doing no daring do. I've been planning this dinner for a month!
"But honey, the public is in danger!
"My evening's in danger!
"You tell me where my suit is, Woman! We are talking about the greater good!
"Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest GOOD you are ever gonna get!"
The Incredibles (This one my husband and I do together. Tons of marital fun)

And great post! This was so much fun!

7:36 AM  
Blogger someone else said...

I agree with your choices. Anne of Green Gables is a favorite, and I really must watch Steel Magnolias again.

I also like "Houston, we have a problem" - Apollo 13

7:45 AM  
Blogger Goslyn said...

ROFL to Jessica's response re: The Incredibles. Good one.

I must say, I really never quote movies, because I simply cannot do them justice.

My husband, on the other hand, remebers every line of every movie, tv show or play he's ever seen. It is freakish. He can recite "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" in its entirity.

"We are all individuals!"
"I'm not!"

Is one of his favorites.

8:32 AM  
Blogger Tigersue said...

My husband and I love
"As You Wish"
"Just Keep Swimming"
"To Wanda"
"Nearly Dead"
"Pushing, Pushing, Pushing"(White Christmas)
"When the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, it doesn't eat the guests."
"That was for the smell"(Pirates)
"I would just as soon kiss a Wookie.
That could be arranged"
I know there are so many, we love movie lines, I'm always amazed at how kids can pick them up.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

You've already shared some of mine, but I'll add:

"Dream, what's your dream? Everybody's gotta dream!" Pretty Woman

"Inconceivable!" Princess Bride


"I'm a safety girl" Pretty Woman

"Lights! Lights would be good here!" Pretty Woman

"Call me Cordelia" Anne of Green Gables

"I pride myself on being a woman who speaks her own mind." Rachel Lynde, Anne of Green Gables

"You redheaded snippet!" Rachel to Anne in Anne of Green Gables

There are so many more, but these top the list at our house.

What fun, Grammy! Thanks for sharing.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Cyn said...

"Obey my dog!" - Zoolander

"Watch that first step, it's a DOOZIE" - Groundhog Day

"Sleep well and dream of large women" - Princess Bride

I LOVE movie quotes and think that I could carry on whole conversations with my best friend in just movie quotes, since we've watched so many together. It's always sad when you throw out a reference in conversation with someone who hasn't seen the source movie and it's completely lost on them.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Gabriela said...

Too much stress! I love movies, love movie lines. You ask for some and I am having a major mental block. So sorry I can't share any but I sure like yours and all of quotes shared by the less stressed out commenters.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Tigersue said...

I forgot one that has become tradition in our family when we play hand and foot, it goes like this.
When a 4 is played that person yells, four, everybody else chimes in, "Duck,
What" then splat, my nephew added in an owwww. If you don't know the movie the Duck and What is from it is....
The Swan Princess.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Kathryn Thompson said...

Many of mine have already been usurped.

"You're trailing off. Did I catch a niner in there?" - Tommy Boy

"How's your neck?"
"It's okay. Still kills!" - Peluca (the short film Napoleon Dynamite was based on.)

"Wherein, what can I do with nothin? I can't do anythin' with it." and "You're the bosses of the town." and "Which brings me to a point, security" - Waiting for Guffman

"I am grieved indeed, grieved, shocked." - Pride and Prejudice.

I love Jessica's quote from Sense adn Sensibility too.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Carrie said...

I have watched a ton of movies and have no ability in remembering lines from movies. My husband's family on the other hand play a game called guess the line from the movie. They took many road trips from Seattle to Utah during the summers and would play this game. They come up with some really obscure lines from movies and then everyone else tries to guess what movie it is from. I cannot play this game. They all spout off lines from movies all the time. It is especially bad now because I am on a short road trip with most of his family right now and they do this. I just am no good at it. Maybe someday.:)

7:28 PM  
Blogger Patti said...

OK...Mine are from the same movies as my mom...

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Dust. Wind...Dude." - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure again

and "Heaayyy Youuuu Guuuuuuyyys!" - Goonies

and "Like a big ol' hat that goes 'Beeeorrreeeep" - Orange County

and "I think you bruised my neck meat", and (last one I promise)"That's like a dollar an hour!" - Napoleon Dynamite

Whoa! That was too fun!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My friend and I in middle school watched "Adventures in Babysitting" so many times that we could recite the entire movie...but I am older now and only remember that there was a kid that would always say, "ya think" at the end of his sentences. My husband can quote the entire "Napoleon Dynamite" movie. I like the line, "I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

6:10 PM  
Blogger GiBee said...

AAAhhhhh!!! I'm so bad at this... memory is a problem for me... but my husband... now, HE's good at this!

So, I'll just say that I LOVE this one: “That’s the most tragical thing that’s ever happened.” --- Anne of Green Gables

But... from Steel Magnolias, well, that's a different story... let's start at the top:

1) "In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight"

2) "Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face."

3) "I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

4) "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

5) "Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!"

12:51 PM  
Blogger Regina said...

I LOVE The Trouble With Angels reference! That is probably my most favorite movie of all time! Now I'm going to have to watch it tonight- thanks, Grammy! (Thanks for your prayers and well-wishes to, Grammy!)
My husband does the movie quote thing, too! He knows like all of the Monty Python references- I just enjoy!

4:53 AM  
Blogger Rae said...

"I do not think that word means what you think it means." The Princess Bride

"I like smiling. Smiling's my favorite!" Elf

"The human torch was denied a bank loan." Anchorman

"Keep on down the road" The Wiz

And thousands more that I can't remember!

I love this post.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's these cans. He hates these cans." The Jerk
"This car corners like its on rails." Pretty Woman
Or anything else from Pretty Woman...in college my two best friends and I could literally quote the whole movie from beginnning to end.

This post and the comments kind of amazed me...there are so many phrases that I use or hear commonly actually came from movies. They are so much a part of my everyday life, that I forgot.

I just learned of your blog through your daugher's blog...daringyoungmom... (in this month's Babytalk) both of you have great senses of humor!

Keep writing!

6:49 PM  
Blogger Tigersue said...

I came up with one the other day, from Finding Nemo, I said this to my daughter
Don't bite mommy..."mommy is your friend, not food"

Then there is the classic "Denial"
We love that line because my husband is a counselor.

10:13 AM  

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